4th of July Quotes Funny 2018

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4th of July Quotes Funny 2018

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

Let’s honor America with fireworks purchased from illegal immigrants.

This July 4th, let’s celebrate our freedom to be trapped for five hours in horrifying standstill traffic.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

This Independence Day you’re invited to my house where a large gathering of people will proudly display their dependence on drugs and alcohol.

Democracy is the government of the people, by the people, for the people.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets – which mean the people in the other two percent have to generate their own sex and violence.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that gets all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

I do feel more myself in America. I can regress there, and they have roller coaster parks.

The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.

It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.

 

4th of July Quotes Funny 2018

4th of July Quotes Funny

4th of July Quotes Funny

4th of July Quotes Funny 2018

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